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house for Christmas dinner. This is to be her
first time meeting the family and she is very
nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a
fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a
little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness
and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are
almost making her eyes water.
Left with no
... ... other choice, she decides to relieve herself a
bit and lets out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud,
but everyone at the table heard the poof.
Before she even had a chance to be
embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked
over at the dog that had been snoozing
under the woman's chair, and said in a rather
stern voice, "Skippy!".
The woman thought, "This is great!" and a
big smile came across her face. A couple of
minutes later, she was beginning to feel the
pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate.
She let a much louder and longer rrrrrip. The
father again looked at the dog and yelled,
"Dammit Skippy!". Once again the woman
smiled and thought "Yes!" A few minutes later
the woman had to let another rip.
This time she didn't even think about it. She
let a fart rip that rivaled a train whistle
blowing. Once again, the father looked at the
dog with disgust and yelled, "Skippy, get away
from her, before she shits on you!"