An honest old lady wanted to join a biker club. She knocked on the door of the local biker club and a big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos on his arms answered the door. She proclaimed proudly, "I want to join your biker club! "The man was amused and told her that she had to meet certain requirements before she could be admitted.
So the biker asked her , "Do you have a motorcycle ? "The little old woman said, 'Yeah, it's my Harley over there,' do you smoke? '' The little old lady replied, '' Yes, I smoke. I smoke four packs of cigarettes a day and a couple of cigars while I shoot billiards. ''
Impressed face , the biker then asked, "Well, have you ever been stopped by the FUZZ?
The little old woman said, "No, the FUZZ never stopped me, but I was swayed a few times by my nipples."