I feel sure my friends could see me doing this but I copied from a Friend so you can rest easy for a few days.
The problem is the Seed has been Planted.
Thanks Dale for your contribution to the delinquency of an Ole Senior Citizen.
Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me, again, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time, like sitting around the pool, drinking wine isn't a good thing.
Talking about my "doing-something-useful" seems to be her favourite topic of conversation.
She is "only thinking of me," she said, and suggested I go down to the Senior Centre and hang out with the fellas.
So, I did and when I got home, decided to play a prank on her. I sent her an e-mail saying that I had joined the Senior Parachute Club. She replied, "Are you nuts? You're 73 years-old and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"
I told her that I even had a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to her .Immediately, she telephoned me and yelled, "Good grief, Dad, where are your glasses? This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."
"Oh man, am I in trouble," I said, "I signed up for five jumps a week!" The line went dead.
Life as a Senior Citizen isn't getting any easier, but sometimes it can be fun.