The vicar kindly tells him "Well my son, go home tonight and rub your hand between your wife's legs, and then rub it in with all your worms and the smell will attract the fish!".
The man thinks this is a good idea so he goes home and sees the wife standing by the stove cooking dinner, he goes up behind her, sticks his hand up her skirt and starts rubbing away.
The wife giggles and says "Oh hello vicar, off fishing again?"
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