I don’t have any extra money to give them so I decided to test my luck and humor. About a week ago, I purchased some fart spray and tried it on my daughter, but wanted to see just how far I could push it.
The bottle says to squirt about 2 sprays. Well as the policeman walks toward my vehicle I sprayed about 5 squirts. He gets to my window and asks me to get out.
I said I can’t! He immediately stops in his tracks and he says lawd...what’s that? I said I’ve pooped myself sir! The look on his face was priceless.
I said Sir my stomach hurts and I’m trying get home because I.... (he is at my window and I didnt even finish my sentence) He grabs his face, backs up and says... Omg.. I think you need an ambulance. I said no (of course trying not to laugh...he looked worried and sick 🤣) I live right around the corner.
Policeman: YES MA'AM BE CAREFUL AND TRY NOT TO SPEED BUT I UNDERSTAND ITS AWFUL. HOLD ON.. I’LL ESCORT YOU!
Yall, I didnt expect it to go this way but the police waited til I got out the car (he stayed in his) so I had to walk all the way to my door with my butt cheeks clinched and limpin’ like I was hurtin’! 💀🤦🏻♀️
Moral of the story: Don’t have one 😂...but I’m going to buy a case of that fart spray. No ticket written! 🙌🏼
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