A couple go on holiday to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota .
The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn .The wife likes to read .
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.Although not familiar with the lake ,the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance ,anchors ,and continues to read her book .Along comes a game warden in his boat .He pulls up alongside the woman and says,” Good morning,Ma’am ,What are you doing?”.
“ Reading a book “, she replies ( thinking it was obvious).” You’re in a restricted fishing area “, he informs her.” I’m sorry ,Officer,but I’m not fishing ,I am reading”, she replies.” Yes,but you have all the equipment .
I’ll have to take you in and write you up”, the warden says.” If you do that ,I’ll have to charge you with sexual assault “.
says the woman.” But I haven’t even touched you!”. says the game warden .” That’s True, “ BUT YOU HAVE ALL THE EQUIPMENT”.
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