1 "Fine"
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
and you need to shut up.
2 "Five Minutes"
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3 "Nothing"
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and
you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4 "Go Ahead"
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5 'Loud Sigh'
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6 "That's Okay"
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can
make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7 "Thanks"
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
you're welcome.
8 "Whatever"
Is a women's way of saying @~!* YOU!
9 "Don't worry about it, I got it."
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?"
For the woman's response refer to #3
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