These classic jokes are perfect for people who know that getting older doesn’t mean getting grumpier…in fact, I like to think I’m getting cooler.
Maybe that’s just me.
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THE PRESCRIPTION
A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor’s office.
“Is it true,” she wanted to know, “That the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?”
“‘Yes, I’m afraid so,”‘ the doctor replied.
There was a moment of silence before the senior lady continued.
“I’m wondering, then, just how serious is my condition is, because this prescription is marked ‘NO REFILLS!'”
DOCTOR-IN-LAW
As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son.
“Yes, Dad, what is it?”
His dad pressed his parched lips together, and then delivered this very important message:
“Don’t be nervous, son. Do your best, and just remember, if it doesn’t go well….if something happens to me…just remember….
YOUR MOTHER IS GOING TO COME AND LIVE WITH YOU AND YOUR WIFE!”
your mother
is going to come and
live with you and your wife….”
(I LOVE IT!)
LOST WIVES
Two guys, one old and one young, are frantically pushing their carts around- Walmart when they collide.
The old guy says to the young guy, “Sorry about that. I’m looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn’t paying attention to where I was going.”
The young guy says, “That’s OK, it’s a coincidence! I’m looking for my wife, too…I can’t find her and I’m getting a little desperate.”
The old guy says, “Well, maybe I can help you find her…what does she look like?”
The young guy says, “Well, she is 27 years old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, is buxom, long legs, and is wearing short shorts. What does your wife look like?”
To which the old guy says:
“Doesn’t matter — let’s look for yours.”
And my favorite one liner...I THOUGHT I WAS HAVING A HOT FLASH THIS MORNING
Then I realized my boobs were just in my coffee!
Please SHARE these great jokes with all of your friend. Just because we get old doesn’t mean we have to act old!!
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