A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate
one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the
road.
She carefully steps out of the car and opens the
trunk.
She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and
stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming
traffic.
The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats,
exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers...
Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and
backed up.
It was not very long before a police car arrives.
The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde
of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on
here?"
"My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.
"Well, what are these obscene cardboard pictures
doing here by the road?!" asks the Officer...
"Oh, those are my emergency flashers. "